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Doing homework for the first time and the teacher asks "Who did the homework?" and you're just like:
ME:
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(Source: september--23th)
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn’t taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
(Source: kersterner)
I’m Harry.
I always feel the need to be a cockblock.Andy and Finn are Ron and Hermione.
They accept me and my cock-blocking with open arms.
